Hurricane Irma Lineup - 50 People
CAPTAIN zeller: Does anybody need to take care of any last second preparations?
Officer Moreno: I do.
CAPTAIN zeller: Figures. What now, Moreno?
Officer Moreno: What do you mean ?
CAPTAIN zeller: That's it. Your police powers are hereby suspended. You will be sent home for 4 months.
Officer Moreno: ok
CAPTAIN zeller: Now, does anyone else need to take care of any last second preparations?
Sheep in Unison: No sir.
CAPTAIN zeller: Good. Now go 10-8!!!!!!! I am the Captain!!!!!
Back in the office
Russ Faine: May I blow you sir?
CAPTAIN zeller: Why, yes you may. I am the Captain!!!!
Kenny Roper: Can I jingle your bells sir?
CAPTAIN zeller: Yes, jingle my bells, Rudolph Roper. I am the Captain!!!!!!!
Henry Diehl: I'll say anything you wish sir. You are the the captain.
CAPTAIN zeller: Yes you will. You will say "Moreno undermined my captains bars when he asked what do you mean. You got it fat santa?
Fat Santa Diehl: ho ho ho sir, yes, sir!!
Moreno's IA interview
Dennis Katzlindez: He is the Captain, Alex!!!!!
Moreno: Are you going to interview anyone else, Dennis? Cmon man, have a backbone, for once in your life.
Dennis Katzlindez: He is the Captain!!!!
In the ladies room moments later..
(Staring the mirror at his captain bars, sobbing uncontrollably)
CAPTAIN zeller: I AM THE CAPTAIN!!!!!
Athe beach the past 4 months..
Moreno, surrounded by droves of hot beach bunnies catches a tsunami wave and surfs to California Dreamin..
to be continued..