True Story

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True Story

Postby Guest » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:19 am

Hurricane Irma Lineup - 50 People


CAPTAIN zeller: Does anybody need to take care of any last second preparations?

Officer Moreno: I do.

CAPTAIN zeller: Figures. What now, Moreno?

Officer Moreno: What do you mean ?

CAPTAIN zeller: That's it. Your police powers are hereby suspended. You will be sent home for 4 months.

Officer Moreno: ok

CAPTAIN zeller: Now, does anyone else need to take care of any last second preparations?

Sheep in Unison: No sir.

CAPTAIN zeller: Good. Now go 10-8!!!!!!! I am the Captain!!!!!

Back in the office

Russ Faine: May I blow you sir?

CAPTAIN zeller: Why, yes you may. I am the Captain!!!!

Kenny Roper: Can I jingle your bells sir?

CAPTAIN zeller: Yes, jingle my bells, Rudolph Roper. I am the Captain!!!!!!!

Henry Diehl: I'll say anything you wish sir. You are the the captain.

CAPTAIN zeller: Yes you will. You will say "Moreno undermined my captains bars when he asked what do you mean. You got it fat santa?

Fat Santa Diehl: ho ho ho sir, yes, sir!!

Moreno's IA interview

Dennis Katzlindez: He is the Captain, Alex!!!!!

Moreno: Are you going to interview anyone else, Dennis? Cmon man, have a backbone, for once in your life.

Dennis Katzlindez: He is the Captain!!!!

In the ladies room moments later..

(Staring the mirror at his captain bars, sobbing uncontrollably)

CAPTAIN zeller: I AM THE CAPTAIN!!!!!

Athe beach the past 4 months..

Moreno, surrounded by droves of hot beach bunnies catches a tsunami wave and surfs to California Dreamin..

to be continued..
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Re: True Story

Postby Guest » Wed Dec 27, 2017 3:16 pm

Dennis you really need to move away like Katz ... You may have another trip and fall but this time I don't see you collecting any money from the city.
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Re: True Story

Postby Guest » Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:05 am

Did this really happen???????
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Re: True Story

Postby Guest » Fri Dec 29, 2017 7:07 am

Zeller is a nerd
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Re: True Story

Postby Guest » Sun Dec 31, 2017 1:37 pm

Not surprising, Matt never was a cop
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Re: True Story

Postby Guest » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:28 pm

Take away his gun badge and captain bars and what do you got? A whining little bitch
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