[quote="Anonymous"]SPOILER ALERT!!!! The town that continues to provide humor. Comedy Central needs to hear about Palm Beach Shores. So in most towns in Florida, a board that was going to pick a new fire chief after a major disasterous pick, would probably have a couple of chiefs from neighboring towns sit on the panel. They would have an idea of what the job entails. But we're talking the Shores here. So first we have Cindy Linsboob, town manager/administrator, whose only experience with a fire was the time she wore corduroy slacks and caused a bush fire. She starred in the prequel, hiring Deroach. You have next a couple of newbies on the fire department who have only actually seen fires in training films. Some old guy who struggles to stay awake, and commissoner Deruil who is on the FD but not allowed near fires as his breath is usually an accelerant. Hey, what could go wrong? Speaking of Deroach, where is he? They had a fire call last weekend, and after the alarm went off, two oldtimers showed up. Stood around for awhile and finally went home. Fortunately, Riviera responded to the resort as our town couldn't. The chiefs SUV which is supposed to stay in the Town lot was in Deroaches drive way. So anybody going to tell us what the hell his status is. One of the old timers that did show isn't allowed to drive the equipment cause he drove over too many planters and took out too many mailboxes. Hey those trucks are big, you know! Supposedly, the PD is going to investigate why the FD didn't respond to the fire call. That's a good one. Now the PD will have to call someone in to teach them how to run an investigation. Is Riviera PD their backup too? Anybody know about this guy Thomas? Is on the fire board, and drives his POV to the fire station most weekends to use their stuff to wash his car, but can't answer or respond to fire calls. Well, it is a long trek from Lake Drive. Well, Cindy, we just can't wait for the suspense to end. You are responsible for many disasters in this town, your choice of Deroach being one of the highlights, we can't wait for your next screw up. Will you have help from ace defective Kelley on the background again? You know, ex mayor Chilcote must be spinning in his grave, a good ex mayor (Mills) burying his head in his hands wondering how it all went to hell so quickly, and a lot of residents asking how we ended up with a pathetic PD, FD and town administration.[/quote]
This is HILARIOUS, and right on target. Its pretty clear that the town's leadership is living up to the old saying, "liar, liar, pants on fire".