Hey Kaz. We all know you are a fat, greedy, good for nothing loser. With that being said here is a few suggestions you should consider to make the membership believe that you are actually giving back to them.
1. Start by purchasing a vehicle that could be used as a Canteen unit. This vehicle could go out with any agency that had a SWAT call out, a fatal crash investigation, or any long term incident where the members would be for an extended period of time. This vehicle could provide water, PBA Kool Aid, etc. along with quick snacks to keep the members hydrated etc.
2. Purchase an ambulance that could transport members and their families in a non emergency transfer situation from a hospital to rehab, hospital to home, etc. This would save the member money due to the fact no insurance covers these type of transports entirely.
You could use Igo and Tartaglione, and other paid employees of the PBA for driving and operating these vehicles instead of having them sit around all day telling you how good you are. You could even use those paid PBA employees that you have assigned to counter intelligence for the Sheriff. It would be a win win situation for you as most of the sheep that pay dues to the PBA would actually think you are finally doing some good. Thanks